Set-up:
WL: "Oh, I just can't look at ya it's so sad, Barnabas! You're all done with your soup, an' we ain't got no more! You're a victim of a vampire, an' ya ain't got no SOUP!!!" (sniffle, sob)
Barnabas (offscreen): "You're getting so sentimental lately, Willie, that it's hard to believe you once ___________!"