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Episode #0333
« on: January 07, 2005, 01:47:27 AM »
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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2005, 01:50:20 AM »
Burke: "Barnabas, you simply must tell me the name of the designer who did your cobwebs. My suite at the Collinsport Inn is just screaming for change!"

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2005, 07:19:02 PM »
Barn: "Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly"

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2005, 10:07:40 PM »
Burke: Barnabas you almost gave me a heart attack!!!

Barnabas: Almost wasn't what I was going for.

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2005, 11:14:36 PM »
Burke:  Down here?  You want to do *it* down here?

Barnabas:  But of course,  neither Julia nor Vicki **ever** comes down here. . .
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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2005, 07:31:15 AM »
BURKE: Well, Dave, I guess we can rule out our suspicion that Barnabas was growing dope down here.

BARNABAS: Just for the record, it was Dr. Hoffman's "medical marijuana"!

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2005, 10:15:52 AM »
Burke: Well, I'll be. This has to be the emptiest cellar I have ever seen!

Barn thinking to himself: Empty like your skull...
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2005, 10:45:40 PM »
Burke:  No way man!  I can't move into a place like this!  Look, just look at all these cobwebs!  When was the last time you dusted the place?  1795?!

Barn chuckles...

::The Odd Couple theme song plays::

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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2005, 02:31:18 AM »
Barnabas: Don't judge Burke, I've seen you're place before the maid got there.
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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2005, 03:08:21 PM »
Burke:  No way man!  I can't move into a place like this!  Look, just look at all these cobwebs!  When was the last time you dusted the place?  1795?!

Barn chuckles...

::The Odd Couple theme song plays::

OMG!  TOO funny!  Here's mine...

B: I have just two words for you Barnabas--Maid Brigade!
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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2005, 07:50:18 PM »
Barnabas: "Come look, Burke.  People are talking about us on the 'web'."
Burke: "I'd heard it was true... but I just couldn't believe it was possible!"
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Re: Episode #0333
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 11:38:56 PM »
Burke: "Nice enough but certainly no Batcave."
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