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Episode #0221
« on: January 30, 2007, 06:07:44 AM »
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 08:17:54 AM »
Joe,  Maggie if you don't do what I want, I'll go after you with the Willie Beater.  ::)
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 05:52:00 PM »
J: Look, I'm Barnabas Collins!  Blah, blah, blah!
M Sigh...oh Joe....!   ::)
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 06:34:47 PM »
Maggie: Sorry Joe but giving me that angry look and brandishing that cane will not compel me to obey your orders. Who do you think we are, Barnabas and Willie?

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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 12:10:43 AM »
Joe tries to impress Maggie with snappy dialogue and fancy footwork.
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 02:05:03 AM »
M: "Show that to your cousin Chris next time he shows up in town and rents some dingy room someplace!  He'll be very impressed!"
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 04:39:58 AM »
Joe: This is one heavy cane, you should see the size of the bumps it can raise... here I'll show ya.
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 09:45:47 AM »
Joe:  Just like identical twins, don't you think?
Maggie:  No, Joe, you don't look like the cane, and the cane doesn't look like you, so put it down and clean the dishes so we can get out of here!

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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2007, 07:11:16 PM »
J: (singing)  Now, if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.  Puttin' on the Ritz!
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2007, 08:12:36 PM »
J: (singing)  Now, if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.  Puttin' on the Ritz!

I did that for an Adam capture once, but I distorted his speech so much that probably no one could tell!
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2007, 08:47:43 PM »
J: (singing)  Now, if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.  Puttin' on the Ritz!

This is good but he is not Clark Gable. But can either of them dance.
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 08:55:45 PM »
Joe: Aw, can't I keep it Maggie? On my salary, this is as close as I'll ever get to owning something valuable.

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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2007, 09:24:35 PM »
J: (singing)  Now, if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits.  Puttin' on the Ritz!

This is good but he is not Clark Gable. But can either of them dance.

He's not Peter Boyle either!
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2015, 01:26:28 AM »
Joe: "Wait until you see the routine that I worked up with Mrs. Stoddard and her fire poker."
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Re: Episode #0221
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2021, 03:23:22 AM »
Maggie:  Sorry Joe we take cash for pies. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!