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David:  Elisabeth, I’m going to marry Victoria.

Elisabeth:  Don’t be ridiculous David, she’s my daughter.  Whoop!
Oh next thing you know I’ll be talking about how I might have killed Paul.

3078
The Changing Tax Laws of the US from 1890 to 1937

3079
. . . make up to make things look larger on dates.

3080
. . . the complete works of Shakespeare as performed by the Chipmunks.

3081
I concur! I hope that you'll continue to post.

Will do.  Glad to be back.  And grateful for those who helped me return.

3082
Vicki (voice over):  I wonder if Carolyn noticed I replace her regular brand of tranquilizers with new Folders Tranquilizers Crystals?


Thank for the unintentional inspiration Uncle Roger :)

3083
. . . Sam . . .
. . . Ohrbach's Head of the fashion department . . .
. . . Mumford the Magician . . .

3085
. . . haggis . . .
. . . can of StarKist tuna . . .
. . . Depends . . .

3086
. . . make Tomato Aspic and had to discover the secret recipe.

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Joe admired Carolyn's hair intently while promising himself not to mention that her snowy dandruff was the inspiration for planning a trip to the ski slopes.

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Elisabeth:  That lamp does look like the moon.  I’ll take it. 
This way I can tell the next man that offers me the moon that I already have one.

3089
The Collinwood Mansion‘s annual night gown fashion show wasn’t as busy as last year.

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Elisabeth:  I’m afraid Sheriff Taylor has gone back to Mayberry.  There won’t be any more whistling or pies from Aunt Bee.