It seems I didn't chime in on this subject earlier, so happy birthday, and if it's too late, happy next one! I got there before everybody else! I keep hoping that will score me points with people, but it never does....
The story alluded to with the expensive bottle opener and the diving into of dumpsters, strangely enough, fills me with an unwarranted sense of adventure and desire to hear more. I don't get out much.