"Barnabas had not tasted coffee quite like what Flora had served him and he wondered if she had added a small amount of the distilled essence of his favorite meal, Barnacle Larvae Surprise, to it before serving it to him?!"
Fill in the blanks: 'Gerard' - "Well, if you'd rather die than lift a finger to help me, might I suggest that you prepare yourself because I could make that happen in a matter of seconds by either ________ or ________! Your pick!!"
"...when it suddenly hit him that before I Chinging to 1840, he hadn't assigned anyone the task of picking up the monthly issues of Tiger Beat in his absence!!"
Complete this phrase: "I knew it - I always knew you were into...!!" (And there's deliberately no name associated with this so that it can either be Samantha of 'Gerard' saying it.)
"Gerard was shocked when Samantha snuck into his room in the middle of the night with the intention of clipping some of Gerard's pubic hair for her pubic hair scrapbook!!"