When Joe showed up wearing a blond wig, Elizabeth covered her shock by saying, "I can't figure out the fashions of today's youth."
When Barnabas showed up wearing a blond wig, Julia covered her shock by saying, "I see you didn't take my advice about not cutting your own hair."
When Roger showed up wearing a blond wig, Julia covered her shock by saying, "Told you, Liz! You owe me 5 bucks!"
When a premature for his storyline, ghost Quentin showed up wearing a blond wig, Elizabeth covered her shock by saying, "Carolyn, your date's here!"
When a freshly broken out of Wyndcliffe, Willie Loomis showed up wearing a blond wig, Elizabeth covered her shock by saying, "Carolyn, get that stubble waxed!"