I realized yesterday that poor Roger has never been loved by a real woman. Until now. I have elected myself to fulfill this need in his life. I am not a supernatural creature, in fact, I'm almost certain I'm quite human. That may be difficult for him at first, but then again, he may find it refreshing and love me all the more for it!
He is about the right age for me. (Unfortunately. ) We can use sarcasm on each other to our heart's delight. I will develop an affinity for smoking jackets and playing the snob. I will like his sister, and as long as Carolyn doesn't play incestuous flirt, we should do fine too. I have a behaviorally challenged son who should fit RIGHT in at Collinwood. He could make David look good! Actually, I have two young sons, so the "boys" will be a little trio. I'm sure there will be a difficult time of adjustment, but true love shall conquer all. Vicky may actually have to WORK for a change, but I am looking forward to having a nanny. I think I'm going to like it here.....
