Good ones, Magnus and Uncle Roger!! And it's always a good idea to pass on how to suck up - especially when your talents at it have been so successful!!
It was my pleasure - particularly when members here are obviously interested in the TP reboot. It's odd, though, that they changed the title of the article after I posted the link because it's now called "Cooper and Audrey OTP and 4 other 'Twin Peaks' companion book predictions."
Fill in the blank: "Never having believed that he had anything in common with Barnabas Collins, Aristede was quite surprised to see that they both subscribed to '________ Magazine'!!"