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Title: Episode #0263
Post by: CTP/FITBs on September 30, 2009, 09:28:43 PM: [It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Lydia on October 01, 2009, 04:33:42 AM: Setup:

When Maggie's beloved afghan was destroyed during a particularly rowdy night at the Tool Shed Bar & Grille, Sam and Joe didn't know how they could keep Maggie from finding out – but finally they decided...
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: CallieWL on October 07, 2009, 08:50:28 PM: ...to tell her that it had been given to a nearby needy family whose house was really drafty.
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Sara Monster on October 08, 2009, 03:42:42 AM: "to bring the afghan back to life..with EVIL results!"

"to hypnotize her into believing she never owned an afghan blanket"

"fire was the answer!"

"to steal the one belonging to Old Man Collins (aka Barnabas)"

"to bury the remains in the secret room of the Collins Mausoleums"

"to skip town"
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Lydia on October 11, 2009, 05:06:28 PM: Quote from: Sara Monster on October 08, 2009, 03:42:42 AM
"to bury the remains in the secret room of the Collins Mausoleums"
Ooh, excellent plan!
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 13, 2009, 08:53:36 AM: ... that they could always place an ad for a new Afghani immigrant to wash out Sam's paint brushes.

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Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Lydia on February 15, 2013, 08:39:59 PM: ...to procure one of the afghan's numerous illegitimate offspring, give it Afghan Growth Hormone injections so it would grow real fast to full size, and then drape it over the sofa and act as though nothing had happened.
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 20, 2013, 08:45:55 PM: [pointing-up] Sounds like the perfect plan! [b003]
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 21, 2013, 01:28:38 AM: Quote from: Lydia on February 15, 2013, 08:39:59 PM
...to procure one of the afghan's numerous illegitimate offspring, give it Afghan Growth Hormone injections so it would grow real fast to full size, and then drape it over the sofa and act as though nothing had happened.

(Didn't they do that on I Love Lucy? Anyway, I miss SaraMonster. She had the best jokes for awhile there. See above...)

... to lie in wait for another, identical time-travelling afghan to appear on the couch, and pounce on it and nab it, like the seasoned big quilt hunters that they were.
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Lydia on April 21, 2013, 01:17:17 PM: ...to hold a seance to contact the afghan. Because seances always fix everything.
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Willie Loomis on April 21, 2013, 07:47:08 PM: to stand around like the two imbeciles they were and no one would be the wiser.
Title: Re: Episode #0263
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 04, 2013, 09:13:24 PM: [lghy], Magnus, Lydia, and Willie!!