Hehe lots of funny ones above though I don’t get the smoking

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 . . . and then you tell me if __ you can smell the pine tree air freshener I put in, because I think it’s a dud __
references

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 . . . and then you tell me if __ it feels like spiders are crawling on your face __

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 . . . and then you tell me if __ it makes me look fat __

Elisabeth:  No Carolyn Sebastian didn’t give me my horoscope.  It’s actually his modeling portfolio.  It’s strange you know he looks like Jeb everywhere. 

Carolyn:  Love must’ve really kept you two young.  When did you finally get back from your honeymoon?

 . . . Fortunately for Maggie, it only turned out to be __ Hoffman farting __

better insult customers at the cafe and still keep her job

gamble your earnings

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go pick sea shells by the sea shore for his side business Collinsport Shell-Ectibles LLC

Liz:  Don’t act like I’m some stuck up person that you need to walk around on eggshells or impress.  I’m a nice person.  Just don’t go into the basement or there’s a fire poker with your name on it.

the Penguin’s pink knockout gas

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The Cigarette Smoking Man’s time traveling smoke smog