Episode #1114

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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "Barnabas had all he could do to control himself after Willie...!!"

[Uncle Roger]

Wanted to swap Roxannes

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Wanted to swap Roxannes

Never getting to see Willie's girlfriend, Roxanne, is one of Dark Shadows' great mysteries, like who was bitten (and apparently killed) by the vampiric Roxanne Drew just before the destruction of Collinwood?

[Uncle Roger]

Perhaps that Roxanne ran off with the equally elusive Ned Calder

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Yeah, it's got to have been either Ned Calder or the immortal "Buzz"  Hackett.

[MagnusTrask]

Perhaps that Roxanne ran off with the equally elusive Ned Calder

(I hope they lived happily ever after, and produced a gaggle of equally elusive children.)

[Uncle Roger]

Elusive children may be the best kind to have 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Wanted to swap Roxannes

  

(And a really funny discussion, BtB and Uncle Roger!!

Elusive children may be the best kind to have 

I know more than a few parents who've thought that way once or twice!!  )

[Uncle Roger]

But they're only fleeting things, my elusive dreams.

Thank you, MB!!

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"Barnabas had all he could do to control himself after Willie dropped the giant and quite heavy ice ring (intended for the claret cup punch bowl) on Barnabas foot!!"