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« on: April 01, 2010, 02:44:46 AM »
The closing days of a storyline are a joyous time for us all, what with all the brutal main character deaths and everything. In this case it's Philip Todd who bites it, seemingly because they needed to get rid of a character they didn't know what to do with anymore. How dare they make Philip look like the violent, destructive one, with Jeb sounding moral! And Jeb survives thanks to the clumsiest example of the old step-aside-when-someone's-rushing-at-you trick that I've ever seen.
Jeb looking in mirror: "You look good! You look fine!" Yes, Jeb, you'll be beating them off with a stick, in your new incredibly ill-fitting movie usher suit. I feel sure that there are a couple stale, sticky Charleston Chews in the pocket, from the theater floor, that somehow never got thrown out. Clip-on, has to be.
Violet Welles wrote this.....?!??!!?