DW: "I heard music boxes were really good, romantic gifts, but everyone was out, and all I could find was this bat, flying outside my window. It's really neat! It has a teeny weeny ring, miniature wolf's head cane, and is wearing the cutest little inverness coat!"
BC: "Aaaaa!!!!! Well, at least it's...uh...what's this? Oh look! It's got the cutest little pointed bangs!"
(Thanx SM for the animal angle)