Hey gang,
In reflecting on Cyrus Longworth's deeply profound words, I think that we have all been astounded at the complete, night-and-day change in the previously bashful Dr. Longworth. (Sort of like changing instantly from Caspar Milquetoast into Attila the Hun, and, all from just one swallow of the good doctor's amazing potion!)
Well, I got to thinking about the potentially remarkable metamorphoses that might occur if other Dark Shadows Parallel Time characters partook of Dr. Longworth's chemical "synthesis." Here are a few possible suggestions:
1. Quentin Collins, from Maggie's headstrong/abusive husband and the highly irascible master of Collinwood...
into:
Dagwood Bumstead, softhearted and henpecked hubby of the "Blondie" comic strip or, possibly, actor Alan Alda, formerly America's sexiest and most "sensitive" male.
2. Mr. Trask, from faithful, albeit perpetually tremulous Collins family butler...
into:
Joey Buttafucco, jaunty jet-setter, self-assured auto mechanic and the much revered poet laureate of Massapequa, Long Island.
3. Roger Collins, from a constantly inebriated and insufferably insouciant, ne'er-do-well member of the Collins family...
into:
Floyd R. Turbo, American, recurring and reactionary/dimwitted character, portrayed by the great Johnny Carson on the old "Tonight Show."
4. Sabrina Stuart, from a reserved and almost painfully shy fiancee/lab assistant of Dr. Cyrus Longworth...
into:
Tonya Harding, former US Olympic Figure Skating Team hopeful, current "Celebrity Boxing" participant/contender, and, if I may say, one tough mama!
(By the way, Sabrina/Tonya's "transformation" scene would probably be some bizarre combination of Bette Midler's final, harrowing concert scene in "The Rose," and Lucille Ball's frenetic and madcap assembly/production line scene in the classic chocolate candy factory episode of "I Love Lucy," IMHO.)
Can you think of any other possible DS Parallel Time character transformations?
Bob the Bartender, who, would probably "morph" into either actor/game show host Richard Dawson or Steve, the so-called "Dell Computer Dude," after imbibing Dr. Longworth's fantastic 'tonic."