"Anyone dare me to pee on it?"
"You people made me give up an extended business trip for THIS?!"
"Why does his 'coffin' have the words: 'Green Giant Frozen Peas' written on it?"
"Okay, he's planted, NOW can we dig into that cake?"
"You know, if we filled the hole with water, we could have a mini-pool party!"
"So..WHICH Sheriff was this, again?"