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Episode #0308
« on: May 30, 2007, 09:26:32 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "When Carolyn asked for Miss Hoffman's opinion as to why all proper women must always wear gloves, she was pleased to hear her sage and erudite reply was because..."
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2007, 01:34:36 AM »
"...My dear, how else does one command the viewers' attention away from someone else speaking? I'll be pulling off these gloves straight into the commercial break."
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 03:02:51 AM »
... it covers up the bloodstains of blackmailers, know-too-muchers, and general no-gooders.
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 05:41:56 AM »
"When Carolyn asked for Miss Hoffman's opinion as to why all proper women must always wear gloves, she was pleased to hear her sage and erudite reply was because..." A well brought up lady wears gloves to protect her from brusing her knuckles when backhanding someone trying to steal a scene, and of course leaves no fingerprints.
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 08:51:43 PM »
"...acid doesn't always destroy one's fingerprints entirely."
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 06:07:25 AM »
When Carolyn asked for Miss Hoffman's opinion as to why all proper women must always wear gloves, she was pleased to hear her sage and erudite reply was because it's difficult to light a cigarette when you're wearing mittens.
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 07:21:37 AM »
"When Carolyn asked for Miss Hoffman's opinion as to why all proper women must always wear gloves, she was pleased to hear her sage and erudite reply was because,  when you climb through windows, or open coffins  at the Old House, you do  not get spinters"
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2007, 06:50:41 AM »
"When Carolyn asked for Miss Hoffman's opinion as to why all proper women must always wear gloves, she was pleased to hear her sage and erudite reply was because..." Wearing gloves draws attention to her hands... and we all know that age old saying.. about the size of a ladies hands?...

Carolyn: Ooohhh... HUH?
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 02:03:43 AM »
"they protect one's hands from the germs of fornicating bleach blonde harlots"

"they're handy to already have on when she must change into her full super hero costume"

"incase you ever need to glove slap someone as a challenge for a duel"
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Re: Episode #0308
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 05:05:47 PM »
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But this one:
Quote from: Sara Monster on March 24, 2010, 02:03:43 AM
"they protect one's hands from the germs of fornicating bleach blonde harlots"

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