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Episode #0239
« on: August 30, 2006, 02:23:16 AM »
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2006, 02:28:39 AM »
S: You see Mr. Conrad....ah....I mean, Mr. Collins, this is the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue!    [naughty]
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 03:52:46 AM »
Sam: See all you do is connect the dots, then you can see the pretty girl.

Barnabas: I see, oh my! is that Maggie!
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2006, 10:17:27 AM »
david ford to frid: "ok jonathan this is the script, now don't be a slow study!

Frid back to ford:  your certainly the pot calling the kettle black!
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2006, 02:49:48 PM »
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 30, 2006, 03:52:46 AM
Sam: See all you do is connect the dots, then you can see the pretty girl.

Barnabas: I see, oh my! is that Maggie!

LOL Ghost (and Devlin)!  Ghost, it was cool meeting you Sunday night after the banquet.  ;)
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"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 06:58:08 PM »
Sam:  Honestly Barnabas I think you're too old for a bedtime story, but here it goes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill and the wolf-man came chasing after.  Jack fell down and became dinner and Jill became the snack after.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2006, 07:52:03 PM »
Quote from: McTrooper on August 30, 2006, 06:58:08 PM
Sam:  Honestly Barnabas I think you're too old for a bedtime story, but here it goes. 
Jack and Jill went up the hill and the wolf-man came chasing after.  Jack fell down and became dinner and Jill became the snack after.

[laughing4] [stfl]  OMG!  TOO funny!
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"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
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"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 02:21:11 AM »
Quote from: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 02:49:48 PM
LOL Ghost (and Devlin)!  Ghost, it was cool meeting you Sunday night after the banquet.  ;)

  Dito Buzz, [thumbleft] I hope to see again at the next DS fest, or perhaps the Halloween gathering.  [thumb]
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 06:17:35 AM »
Sam: "Look, Mr. Conrad, I found you in the Yellow Pages under 'vampire kidnappers'!   What do you suppose that means?" "
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 10:04:03 PM »
Sam:  Hmm...a portrait of Josette Collins in a nude pose similar to this...yes, I think I could manage that, Mr. Collins.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 12:10:03 AM »
David Ford: Now right here is where I say, "What in the Sam Hill do you want me to paint you at night?"
J. Frid: What channel are we on? I'm all wavy!"
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2006, 11:40:57 PM »
David/aka Sam: This is the latest installment of what's going on with the show, of course I always root for the bad guy... oh yeah, that's you!

Jonathan/aka Barnabas: Interesting... (gazing on page of book) I see the bad guy has the most lines.. how fortunate.
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 05:59:37 PM »
Sam: "No, Barnabas, the staples are only in the magazine, not in the girls' stomachs
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Re: Episode #0239
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2021, 07:48:37 PM »
Sam:  This is the best part of the book!

Barnabas (reading):  . . . 400,000 gallons of liquefied horse meat.

Sam:  I guess you need to read the rest to get it.

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