Methinks IF Dark Shadows had been on cable-tv, then Maggie Evans might have also issued that same "expletive" to Barnabas Collins (for kidnapping her, and also planning to use her as Eve's second "life force"), Adam (for hitting her beloved pop, Sam), Willie Loomis (for imprisoning her in that dank Collins Family Mausoleum, albeit, with the best of intentions!), Jeb Hawks (for trying to "slime" her and Willie), Roxanne (for putting the "bite" on her) and, finally, Sebastian Shaw (for having a far groovier hair style than her own lustrous brunette coif!!!).