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OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« on: July 06, 2008, 07:34:20 PM »
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As most of you know, we now have legal, same sex
weddings here in CA.
States like NY & NJ have said they'd recognize weddings performed in CA, or elsewhere that it's legal (Mass, Canada, Spain, Holland, Denmark)

I don't think I've mentioned this here before, but I'm an ordained wedding minister.
If you're a gay or  lesbian couple coming to the Fest and want to get married, simply go to West Hollywood City Hall on the way to the Fest & get your marriage license.
If your license is in order, I'd be honored to perform your ceremony at the fest PRO BONO.

You can return home a married couple!

PM me if interested.

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 02:45:05 PM »
no offense david...

but considering how most of the weddings/marriages played out on d.s. i would consider it somewhat cursed to get married at a d.s. related event. [ghost_wink]
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 05:15:56 PM »
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LOL!

Before I perform any Fest ceremonies, both parties must agree not to turn the other into a vampire!

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 07:48:45 PM »
Which church are you ordained by, David?
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 09:08:36 PM »
Universal Life Church in Modesto CA.
I got the ordination in 2004 so I could perform weddings at SF City Hall during the gay weddings frenzy
of 2004.
In fact, I did six of those ceremonies, one of which was seen on 60 Mins!

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 09:23:55 PM »
I am shocked!  Simply aghast!  This simply is wrong, totally wrong!  This can never be right!  Weddings without any mention of cake?  Now I know our whole society is crumbling!

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2008, 09:36:42 PM »
I wanna marry Midnite, I gotta get busy wooing. But you won't perform hetero marriages?
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2008, 09:38:33 PM »
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Couples must provide their own wedding cake & booze.
Though no payment is required, the wedding minister
will gladly accept a piece of cake & a shot of alcohol!
Hiccup!

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2008, 09:40:55 PM »
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Quote from: retzev on July 07, 2008, 09:36:42 PM
I wanna marry Midnite, I gotta get busy wooing. But you don't perform hetero marriages?

I do believe that the fair Midnite is already hitched!
But if I'm wrong about that, and she's willing, I'll make an
exception for the Fest!

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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2008, 09:57:04 PM »
Quote from: David on July 07, 2008, 09:38:33 PM
Couples must provide their own wedding cake & booze.

And you think you can get away with that simply because the ceremony is free?  :tsk:  At the very least I'd bet the other ministers are all throwing in a champagne toast with their free ceremonies!  [toast]


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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2008, 10:05:49 PM »
Quote from: David on July 07, 2008, 09:40:55 PM
I do believe that the fair Midnite is already hitched!

Aargh! [8311]
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2008, 10:13:25 PM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on July 07, 2008, 09:57:04 PM
Quote from: David on July 07, 2008, 09:38:33 PM
Couples must provide their own wedding cake & booze.

And you think you can get away with that simply because the ceremony is free?  (admin: tsk, tsk, tsk)  At the very least I'd bet the other ministers are all throwing in a champagne toast with their free ceremonies!  [toast]


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It's true!!!!!
I'm doing this for the free booze!
Shame on me!!!!!

David
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2008, 12:02:10 AM »
No - you can admit the truth to us - you're doing in the hopes of getting the Fest on 60 Minutes.  [wink2]
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2008, 12:47:29 AM »
DS on 60 mins, now that would be cool!
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Re: OT -- ATTN: Gay Couples: Wanna Get Married at the Fest? (not a joke)
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2008, 12:52:55 AM »
David, can you marry a gay man to The Lovely And Talented Kathryn Leigh Scott at the festival?  I'm not sure if that's legal there.  I think it is in Alabama and San Marino, but I'm not sure about California.

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