Ring, ring....
MRS. JOHNSON: (answers phone) Hello. Collins residence...
BART SIMPSON: Uh, yeah, do you have a hairy johnson?
MRS. JOHNSON: Yes, yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a Harry Johnson.
BART SIMPSON: Gee, lady, then maybe you should join the freak show in the circus. Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck...
MRS. JOHNSON: (seething) Why, you little.... (slams down the phone)