Given the incident with Maggie's underwear drawer, maybe she should let David read it next. That book would give him all sort of ideas not involving anything of Maggie's.
Sure, I'll go there: ECS: "Now David, you know it's physically impossible for Amy to shoot seamen all over the inside of Maggie's underwear drawer! It had to be a boy!"
A seemingly great song at the time but, whoa, could the girl in it be any more of a doormat by today's standards?! It's really sad to think the messages that were being sent to girls at that time - and, of course, it was by male songwriters...