Hey gang,
It's too bad that we didn't get to see what epicurean feast "Chef" Willie Loomis prepared for Barnabas' guests the other night at the Old House. I'm sure you'll agree with me that it was a candlelight supper that that renowned British hostess, Mrs. Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "Bouquet"), would glowingly approve of.
Let's see, Willie might begin with a fresh tossed salad that he picked up at the local Pathmark, Giant, Von's, Publix (take your pick). Willie might then serve either some fine Progresso lentil soup or Campbell's all-time-favorite, tomato soup.
The first course of Willie's feast would be Chef-Boy-Ardee Raviolis from a can. (Yummy!) However, Nicholas Blair, a true gastronome, who has traveled the world in search of fine dining, would be positively ecstatic about Willie's main course dish of beef goulash. "Why, Willie, I haven't had beef goulash this exceptional since I was last in Budapest. Where ever did you get the recipe for this wonderful dish?"
To which a diffident Willie replies, "Hamburger Helper, helps you make a great meal!!!"
I'm sure we all wish we had been able to break bread with Barnabas, Julia, Elliot (a man with a positively Herculean appetite!) and Nicholas at this truly sumptuous meal. Bon Appetit, or as my grandfather used to say, "Mangia!!!" (Eat your heart out, Julia Child!)
Bob the Bartender, who always brings red wine when I dine at White Castle.