"Samantha often enjoyed working on needlework depicting scenes of Quentin being beaten to death by an angry mob of women with her leading the beating - it was extremely therapeutic for her!!"
Fill in the blank: "Samantha just couldn't even bring herself to look after Tad announced that he was no longer dressing as an average boy but as his new secret identity: ________ Boy!!"
"Samantha was inconsolable upon learning the news that her favorite store in the village would stop selling the new-fangled insta-steam hair curlers that she'd come to love!!"