Daphne - "I would thank you not to assume that with Quentin in jail I'm so desperate for entertainment that I'll sit with you while you flip through a book of Convent pornography!!"
"As Daphne slept peacefully, little did she know that peace would soon be shattered because she was about to dream that Samantha was going to demote her from governess to Samantha's personal maid in charge of cleansing Samantha after she completed her most personal bodily functions!!"
"Samantha panicked and began to run from the room when she suddenly realized her subscription to Red Headed Bitches Weekly was going to expire that day and she needed to renew it immediately or risk missing out on the next issue!!"
Complete the phrase: Angelique - "Julia, I just had a terrible thought! What if no one can find Barnabas because he's finally decided to run away to live out his dream of becoming...?!"