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Messages - CallieWL

2731
Joshua was shocked senseless after Naomi finally admitted to him that she was still attracted to him after all these years!!"

2732
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Naomi strained to hear what Daniel claimed the newel post was saying, but all she got was _______________.

2733
Here it comes!  The best thing about the 20th century is that you can get annoymous young "Avon" women delivered right to your door!

2734
No longer willing to allow her secret exploits as a cat burglar remain unknown, Naomi finally resolved to record them for posterity in a memoir entitled: My Secret Life: And Why Giving It Up Led Me to Drink.

2735
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Vicki tried to keep her eyes open and to hide a yawn as ______________ in the mausoleum _____________.

2736
Vicki was astonished to receive a phone call informing her that she owed $1562.45 in back taxes and interest from not having filed in 1795.

2737
Completely clueless about his past, Jeff burst into tears at the very thought that he might actually be even less attractive in another century!!

2739
Julia vowed never to have Mrs. Johnson's boiled breakfast burritos again.

(Thanks to Magnus for the idea.)

2740
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Julia vowed never to have Mrs. Johnson's _________(s) again.

2741
"Barnabas, I'm leaving you.  I've found a younger man who will do to me what you wouldn't.  I hope you will at least wish Tom and I good luck.
--Julia"

2742
..."Collins Fish Products, our smell gives us away"...

2743
Cassandra was shocked after Roger informed her that their marriage would be very different from other couples' - there would be absolutely no genuine affection.

2744
I would like to thank the Collinsport Hair Club most humbly, for giving me this award for Least Detectable Wig, although I'm not sure I deserve it!

2745
Lol to both...  'boiled breakfast burritos'?  Ugh! [sick]