"... the meter reader, and I'm here to report how much Parallel Time electricity you use to the Parallel Time electricity company, whatever it's called here in Parallel Time! Did I mention that I'm from Parallel Time?!!"
"... trying to board a train to Yonkers at Parallel Time Grand Central Station, and took a wrong turn!!"
"... , uh, a cousin from England, and... I really like breaking and entering!!"