"It says here I may not try to get rid of the Pepe Le Pew streak in my hair under any circumstances because having it is an ironclad byproduct of my new curse so long as I remain in this time band!!"
(At long last the real reason why Barnabas went onto 1970PT is finally revealed!!)
Complete this phrase: Angelique - "Quentin, I've never told you that ever since first laying eyes on you in 1897 I've had the almost uncontrollable desire to...!!"
Complete this phrase: "Maggie wasn't at all happy once she realized that Barnabas had lured her out into the woods in the middle of the night just so...!!"