Episode #0985

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
While pondering all the doubles and significant mirror images in his home universe of PT, Chris Collins wondered whatever became of his identical twin bartender brother, Tom Collins, after the ________ accident where he _________!

[Sara Monster]

"exploding trick candle"  accident where he "burned off his eyebrows & was sold to the circus"

"freak weed wacker" accident where he "received an unwanted castration & was later married off to a 3rd cousin"

"zombie attack" accident where he "got bitten & had to be chained up in the basement"

[CallieWL]

...blender accident...  ...lost some fingers of his left hand mixing a drink with the inevitable result of any drink with three fingers of gin got called a Tom Collins.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"freak weed wacker" accident where he "received an unwanted castration & was later married off to a 3rd cousin"

I don't know why but I'm finding that hysterically funny. 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

I'd completely forgotten how the fill-ins in this topic are really great!! Excellent work!! 

And a great set up, Magnus!! 

[MagnusTrask]

(Thanks very much, MB!  I miss Sara M.  I'm pretty sure I found her on FB, but no response...)

[Uncle Roger]

Toxic waste

Grew three extra eyes

[Mysterious Benefactor]