Beth - "I'm warning you, ________ - don't you dare try to ________ or I'll shoot!"
"Bambi's mom" "come between me & the 2-day sale at Kohl's"
"Sandor" "pull the old 'Magda & I have an understanding' line on me"
"bunnies & squirrels" "outcute ME"
"Carl" "throw that water balloon just so your late 20s-still-a-virgin self can get an eyeful of my wet clinging clothes"
"Dirk" "violate that 'keep 200 feet away at all times' court order"
