"that I legally own all of your asses!"
"despite the heat & some less than pleasant company, the afterlife isn't really so bad!"
"she was OK with me biting through her finger to take that diamond ring"
"Judith is a WITCH, & should be brought to justice!"
"Carl is not technically a Collins, as he was dropped off on our doorstep as a baby by a traveling circus, like I'd been saying for years!"
"Grandmama's cause of death? Edward's MOUSTACHE!"