DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
General Discussions => Current Talk Archive => Current Talk '24 I => Current Talk '02 II => Topic started by: Bob_the_Bartender on August 09, 2002, 05:10:43 AM
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Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
Okay, I realize that Nicholas fabricated the story about a torrid love affair between Leona and Eric to satisfy Barnabas, Julia and Prof. Stokes. Nevertheless, Dr. Lang must have soared in Barbanas' estimation after Mr. B. met the lovely Leona. In fact, if the good doctor were still alive, I'll bet that Barnabas would say to him, "Why, Eric, you wild, impetuous mad scientist, you!"
Evidently Dr. Lang, in life, had more on his mind then just sewing together random body parts. Eric Lang lends credence to the old adage that goes, "While there may be snow on the roof, there are still flames blazing down in the old "furnace"! More power to you, Dr. Lang! You give us all hope!!!
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, faithful Ginsana user.
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So what would the good doctor have used on Leona as a pickup line?
"Hey, baby...wanna come back to my laboratory and be a part of my, uh...experiment?"
or
"Hootchie mama! You're just the life force I've been looking for!"
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Dear Scout75,
What about this surefire pickup line:
"Hey, baby, want to see my 18th century 'etchings' of Pansy Faye, Ruby Tate, Maude Browning, et al?"
Bob the Bartender, who learns all of his pickup lines by watching that immensely talented actor/lady killer, Billy Ray Cyrus, on the hit Pax Network TV show, "Doc."
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Bob the Bartender, who learns all of his pickup lines by watching that immensely talented actor/lady killer, Billy Ray Cyrus, on the hit Pax Network TV show, "Doc."
Your tolerance for torment must be phenomenal, Bob. ::)
Rainey
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Raineypark,
Yes, I'm doing my penance here on Earth!
Bob the Bartender
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I've never had occasion to see Doc, but mention of it in this thread begs the question: has Dr. Billy Ray ever diagnosed one of his patients as having a terminal case of Achy Breaky Heart?
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So what would the good doctor have used on Leona as a pickup line?
"Hootchie mama! You're just the life force I've been looking for!"
Love that! Or, how about:
"Hey Leona baby, you wanna come down to the lab and see my body parts?"
:o :o :o :o
(It's Friday!)
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I've never had occasion to see Doc, but mention of it in this thread begs the question: has Dr. Billy Ray ever diagnosed one of his patients as having a terminal case of Achy Breaky Heart?
I think the 'Dial M for...... Mullet' episode reruns this weekend.
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Evidently Dr. Lang, in life, had more on his mind then just sewing together random body parts. Eric Lang lends credence to the old adage that goes, "While there may be snow on the roof, there are still flames blazing down in the old "furnace"! More power to you, Dr. Lang! You give us all hope!!!
>:( >:(
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Eltridge."
- Dr. Eric Lang, deceased.
Actually I thought the excuse was a pretty good one. Certainly Barnabas had no way of knowing whether or not Lang had a squeeze on the side, as he and Lang never discussed anything of a personal nature beyond "What kind of face would you like on your new body?" Kind of a dumb move to use an anagram for the name, though. I'd guess Danielle Roget thought that little trick up for herself rather than Mr. Blair.
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Dr. Lang must have soared in Barbanas' estimation after Mr. B. met the lovely Leona.
OK maybe I'm confused-- Leona was supposed to be lovely? [ghost_shocked]
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Our Bob_the_Bartender has quite the talent for being facetious. It's but one of the things that make his posts so entertaining. [ghost_smiley]