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Episode #0189
« on: January 07, 2005, 01:37:51 AM »
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2005, 01:39:38 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: "No. How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not interested in taking advantage of your 'Girls Gone Wild' video package deal?!"
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2005, 09:17:08 AM »
Good one, MB-
...she'll answer phones, but she doesn't do windows or haunted cottages.
Now they have a video out called "GUYS Gone Wild" - but I'm sure Mrs. J would still say no, unless she was Carolyn's "Secret Santa" that year.
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2005, 10:17:31 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: Yes I need to upgrade my health insurance to include attacks by vampires, witches and werewolves.

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2005, 11:04:47 PM »
"I told you Mr. Roger I'm not coming to your office to play secretary--"
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2005, 07:24:32 AM »
Ring, ring....
MRS. JOHNSON: (answers phone) Hello. Collins residence...
BART SIMPSON: Uh, yeah, do you have a hairy johnson?
MRS. JOHNSON: Yes, yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a Harry Johnson.
BART SIMPSON: Gee, lady, then maybe you should join the freak show in the circus. Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck...
MRS. JOHNSON: (seething) Why, you little.... (slams down the phone)
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2005, 10:37:30 AM »
{LMAO J99...and Sandor - I can't breathe...LOL   :-*}

Anyway...

Mrs. J:  Really, Mr. Devlin - I've told you once I've told you a million times, I'm not that kind of a woman. You can keep your kinky phone calls to yourself... {whispering} Alright, alright--what are you wearing...?


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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 08:27:54 AM »
Hello, Ghostbusters?  Have I got a job for you!
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2005, 07:50:38 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: "Outstanding phone bill?  But Mrs. Stoddard always pays her bills on ti--wait a minute...Connie, is that you?"

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2005, 05:07:51 PM »
Quote from: ProfStokes on January 24, 2005, 07:50:38 AM
Mrs. Johnson: "Outstanding phone bill?  But Mrs. Stoddard always pays her bills on ti--wait a minute...Connie, is that you?"

Oh that was sooo delicious Prof!! I laughed out loud in my bedroom for 5 mins!!!   to you Connie. . you prankster!
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2005, 11:21:55 PM »
Mrs. Johnson  : Hello Allstate, this is Sarah Johnson. I'm the lady who's sister was killed when a  little house fell on her in Kansas.   Witnesses?  Yes, there were several. There was a Miss Gale and some sort of midget convention.
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2005, 05:07:37 AM »
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Mrs. Johnson  : Hello Allstate, this is Sarah Johnson. I'm the lady who's sister was killed when a  little house fell on her in Kansas.   Witnesses?  Yes, there were several. There was a Miss Gale and some sort of midget convention.

Oh Geez,

 [rofl10] This is 2funny!!!!! [a1f5]

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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 10:11:17 PM »
"OH DEAR, another phone solicitor....." >:D [jester]
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2005, 12:05:04 AM »
"Mmhmm, that's right, Gladys, ...and then that little hussy tried to serve me jarred mayonaise on my turkey sandwich!"
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Re: Episode #0189
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2005, 12:17:58 AM »
[laughing4]  Dom, you're really on a roll today - and that one is particularly priceless!  [lol2]

But I do have to wonder what MrsJ was thinking by conducting a personal call in the foyer?!  :o  She should have been talking on the phone in the kitchen and was taking an awful chance. I mean, what would Mr. Roger have said if he ever caught her forgetting her place like that??!!  [furious3]
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