LOL---so instead of bringing out the machine guns, Barnabas will swoop down to the audience and bite everyone in the first row (in time to the music, of course), and Quentin will grow a snout and hair (with his transformation gyrations also timed to the music) and then attack the balcony crowd, while Barny works of the second row. Only the orchestra conductor, with his wooden baton, will save the audience by staking Barnabas through the back; and then, as the werewolf attacks in the wake of Barnabas' death, the conductor will pull out his silver-tipped ink pen and plunge it through Quentin's heart.
Okay, now we have the end of the musical. Let's all start writing. (Can we have a DS round robin musical treatment, please? MB?)