Hey gang,
How about this highly respectable job for Jeff:
Process servor for Anthony R. Peterson, Esq.
"Excuse me, ma'am, are you Cassandra Collins, wife of Mr. Roger Collins?"
"Why, yes, I am. And, aren't you Vicky Winters' hunky fiance, Jeff Clark?"
"Yes, I'm the very lucky guy who's engaged to Vicky. By the way, this document is for you, Mrs. Collins."
"Divorce papers!!! Why, I never thought that Liz Stoddard's baby brother would ever have the nerve. What grounds is the poor slob using to divorce me?"
"Well, Mrs. Collins, your husband is filing for divorce on the grounds that you have committed bigamy. It seems that you're still legally married to Roger's cousin, Barnabas Collins, whom you married back in 1795."
"But that was 173-years-ago! The marriage still can't possibly be considered legal after all this time, can it?"
"Does Ezra Braithewaite take Metamucil religiously on a daily basis? Now, you have a nice day, Mrs. Collins."