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Episode #0702
« on: March 05, 2006, 01:57:21 AM »
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2006, 02:31:03 AM »
Q: It's not a newel post. It's a chin rest, you ignorant gypsy.


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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2006, 12:13:34 PM »
Q:  "Are there any more back at the caravan like you?!   I mean, besides you and your sister?"

MR:  "Just askin' for it, aintcha?!"
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2006, 06:36:47 PM »
Q: It's not a newel post. It's a chin rest, you ignorant gypsy.

 [lghy]  Very inventive! I never foresaw any sort of caption like that - and it works so well with the visual.  [thumb]

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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 05:04:57 AM »
Quentin: Would you like to know how I made your sister fall in love with me?  I'll be glad to show you.

Magda: I already saw how you drove her mad! you wanna see the rest of that curse I put on you? nah! just wait till you visit the water closet... you'll know shortly..
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 05:28:24 AM »
Ghost of Sarah:   She probably just noticed him eating asparagus.
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 04:00:20 AM »
QUENTIN: I've always been partial to gypsies.

MAGDA: (dryly) Better you should be partial to mouthwash.

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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006, 06:23:08 PM »
Q: You can't resist me Magda, admit it.  I'm cuter than a bug ear!
M: You're a horse's ass Meester Quentin, that's what you are!   >:D
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2006, 10:36:36 AM »
Q: "Well, at least I'm a mammal segment!   Bet you never thought you'd ever hear a sentence like that in 1897, eh?    Horses beat out bugs, right?"

I'm really clever and not strange at all, I admit that.
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2006, 04:57:18 AM »
QUENTIN: Magda, had you been cheating on Sandor?
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2006, 07:36:05 PM »
During a costume party David decided to play with his newest toy . . super glue.
Q:  My dear I could stair into your eyes for ever . . as long as you don't move much. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 06:54:13 AM »
David:  "Didn't they already do this with Jon and Katie?"

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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2006, 05:41:13 AM »
Quentin: Tell me Magda, what would you do if I kissed you right now.

Magda: I'm not sure... do you mean before or after I throw up.
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Re: Episode #0702
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2006, 09:28:56 PM »
Quentin and Magda debate the relative merits of shoepolish and creosote for keeping their hair black and beautiful.