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Title: Episode #0286
Post by: Jackie on March 25, 2005, 09:05:32 AM

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Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: dvlvan26 on March 25, 2005, 04:16:28 PM

Willie: Hey Barnabas, let's toss this ball to see which one of us can thow it the highest.That way, we can find who's going upstairs to make out with Vicki.

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Countess on March 26, 2005, 08:02:26 AM

Willie:  Barnabas, the Magic 8 Ball says you're gonna beat the crap outta me...
Barnabas:  And you needed some cheap toy from China to figure that out?

Countess

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: dom on March 26, 2005, 03:31:57 PM

"Barnabas, how many times have I asked you not to leave your toys lying around after sunrise?"

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: dom on March 26, 2005, 03:34:56 PM

"Barnabas, this should work in place of the exercise ball Carolyn's been asking for. Uh...no luck reversing that spell yet, huh?"

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Raineypark on March 26, 2005, 05:02:48 PM

"Aw Barnabas.....I TOLD you you couldn't beat a Brooklyn boy like me at handball! Why doncha get yourself a badminton set instead?"

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: MagnusTrask on March 30, 2005, 02:23:36 PM

Willie:   "They're called hush puppies, for Chrissake!   They serve them at Long John Silver's!    Now isn't that a good substitute for human blood?     Yum!     Hush puppies!   Mmmmm!!!"

Barney Baby:    "Fried bread balls?   Sign me up!!!"  

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Charles_Ellis on March 30, 2005, 07:36:10 PM

Barnabas: Throw that dumb thing away!

Willie: But Barnabas, don't you know how many rubber bands went into the making of this ball?

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 28, 2005, 07:17:45 AM

Willie: Please Barnabas... if we played a little catch, I know you'd feel a lot better.

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: BuzzH on July 28, 2005, 04:12:24 PM

W: No Barnabas, really!  It's a mini Death Star.  I got it on ebay!

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: PennyDreadful on July 29, 2005, 05:59:46 AM

Willie:  I'm tellin' ya Barnabas!  Somethin' ain't right here!  I keep findin' these giant Cocoa Puffs and Trix in the cupboard!

Barnabas: Mmm... Giant Cocoa Puffs.

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 28, 2006, 11:48:38 AM

WL: "Now don't worry, we'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right... when I throw the ball and say fetch, you trot over, pick it up with your mouth, run back, and drop it into my hand!    Letterman will love it!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 28, 2006, 02:54:00 PM

Willie: "Alas, poor Jason- I knew him, Barnabas, a man of infinite jest..."

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: BuzzH on April 28, 2006, 02:59:55 PM

Quote from: MagnusTrask on April 28, 2006, 11:48:38 AM

WL: "Now don't worry, we'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right... when I throw the ball and say fetch, you trot over, pick it up with your mouth, run back, and drop it into my hand!    Letterman will love it!!"

Damn!  *I* was gonna do a fetch one!  Oh well, why not!?
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W: Barnabas, you know I'll do just about anything for you, bring you cows, bring you dockside doxies, help you keep Maggie Evans prisonor.  But I absolutely REFUSE to play 'Fetch' w/you!

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on May 01, 2006, 01:20:57 AM

Willie: You can't fib to me Barnabas, I saw you playing with this the other day! and now there's a broken window.. are you gonna to tell me David did it?

Barnabas: Remember who your talking to Willie.

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Alondra on January 22, 2007, 04:46:06 AM

Willie: Hey, Barnabas, instead o' goin' out an' nippin' on some girl's neck, how about sinkin' yer fangs into this peach?

Alondra :)

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: McTrooper on December 30, 2021, 11:09:45 PM

Willie:  Look Barn if I’m goin-a teach you how to hustle at pool your goin-a have to keep your eye on the ball.

Title: Re: Episode #0286
Post by: Uncle Roger on December 31, 2021, 07:50:27 AM

Willie: "Take a bite. Or are you the J. Alfred Prufock of vampires?"