Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
During the last few minutes of today's second episode, I witnessed a feat of estraordinary strength. As Peter Bradford finished digging up Angelique's "grave," an obviously angst-ridden Ben Stokes leaned up against a mighty oak tree. Lo and behold, the mamoth tree began to shake as if struck by a bulldozer! I mean it was incredible to see Ben literally tear the tree up from its roots. (I thought that the tree was about to come tumbling down on Vickie's attorney/inamorata.)
I always knew that Ben was as strong as an ox, but this feat was positively Herculean. I think that Angelique made a major mistake when she rejected the romantic overtures of Big, Bad Ben Stokes. Why, I'd even go so far as to say that Ben Stokes makes the Terminator look like a "girly-man" by comparison.
I can see it now: "ESPN presents Muscle Up with Benny 'The Biceps' Stokes."
Excuse me while I attempt the next Pilates maneuver. Oh the pain, the pain!!!
Bob the Bartender
