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Title: Episode #1093
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 03, 2005, 01:13:44 AM

 [dsapy]

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: Ian on September 03, 2005, 02:45:06 AM

David: Hallie...there's something about being in this room....it's soo....urrrgggh....*smiles*

Hallie: Wait a minute...you're not David...*breaks off his nose* Ahhh! Michael Jackson! RUUUUN!

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: McTrooper on September 05, 2005, 11:00:38 PM

David was confused.  Hallie was puckering up to kiss an invisible man.  That was normal, but the man was a midget, so Hallie's aim was all off.  

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: BuzzH on September 06, 2005, 02:28:46 PM

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Hallie confronts David about constantly cutting the cheese!

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on September 09, 2005, 01:05:56 AM

Hallie: Please David, let's not play merry go round... you're just too heavy to ride piggie back!

David: C'mon Hallie, you promised.

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: D_Friedlander on September 19, 2005, 05:00:21 AM

H:  I DON'T like it when you insult me for wearing kneesocks like a parochial school girl's.  [angel5]

D: But I DO like the way your patent-leather shoes reflect up like a parochial school girl's. [angel12]

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: michael c on September 20, 2005, 01:03:55 AM

hallie:"david i don't care what you say...I AM TOO PRETTIER THAN JAN BRADY!"

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: loril54 on February 11, 2007, 03:24:27 AM

Hallie,  I like older men.  You are still playing with toys.

David.  Thinking.  >:D I do know other toys.  >:D

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: Alondra on February 11, 2007, 04:19:08 AM

Hallie: David that lemonade Mrs. Johnson gave us is so sour!

Alondra

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 17, 2007, 08:26:53 PM

David: Hallie, your pretending your with Cousin Barnabas again.

Hallie: I can't help it David, your cousin is a knock out!.. kiss me Barnabas!

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 18, 2007, 12:10:59 AM

D: "When cousin Barnabas and Dr. Hoffman came back from 1995, they told all about the President they're going to have then, and I thought I'd leave my pants off today, in his honor!   As long as I stay here, I'm fine!"

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: IluvBarnabas on February 18, 2007, 01:12:48 AM

Hallie: I may not be a gorgeous red head like Amy, but at least I didn't turn into a big blueberry, so nah nah nah nah!!!

David (thinking): All I did was compliment on how natural her blonde hair looked. Women!

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: CallieWL on February 18, 2007, 05:45:53 PM

David hoped this strange paralysis afflicting Hallie would mean an end to having to listen to her whinning voice.

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: D_Friedlander on January 16, 2009, 07:57:09 AM

Kathy Cody re-enacts for David Henesy her traumatic failed audition for "The Brady Bunch".
"And then they had me say this line over and over--- 'It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia'!"

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: Robot_Quentin on June 08, 2009, 11:13:53 PM

Hallie- "For the last time David, No!!! Don't you remember the LAST time we played doctor? You ended up running away crying to Aunt Elizabeth!"

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 26, 2013, 04:45:53 PM

David Henesy: "No, Kathy, it is definitely not professional to throw up because you didn't like the script."

Title: Re: Episode #1093
Post by: patrickm on October 12, 2013, 02:44:56 PM

Ewwwww David - I see the merry go round isn't the only thing up and running....