Jennifer,
I wonder if the late, great "Splendid Splinter's" apparently wacky son is somehow related to the late, unlamented Dr. Eric Lang?
You know, when I first heard about this cockamamie plan of taking the head (or some other body part) from this truly great American hero and freezing it ala Walt Disney and/or Michael Jackson, I was dumbfounded! Maybe the truth is stranger than fiction.
Maybe the Dark Shadows people can cryogenically preserve some of its notable heads, such as "Buzz" Hackett, Magda Racosi, Judge Crathorne, and, last, but not least, the irrepressible Jeff Clark!
Bob the Bartender, who always considers Judah Zachary
as being a "heads-up" kind of guy!