DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 27, 2006, 08:15:28 PM
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[confused1] [beg]
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Q: "You're thinking about Yaeger's nose, aren't you?!"
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M: Ooh, what are you doing back there Quentin?
Q: It's called the "Venus Butterfly" baby! >:D
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Quentin: Maggie, you knew it was my turn! now take that off right now!
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"Now, Maggie, dearest, it would be incredibly rude of me, if I didn't invite Alexis to spend the night in bed with us, especially considering it's her very first night in the great house of Collinwood!" ::)
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[laughing4]
If that actually works, every man in the world will be trying it on even the slightest chance of instigating a threesome! :3some:
;D
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If that actually works, every man in the world will be trying it on even the slightest chance of instigating a threesome!
Yes, and didn't P.T. Quentin possess such "finesse" and, even "savoir-faire," in dealing with his blushing, new bride, Maggie Evans-Collins? ::) >:D >:(
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Q: "Good grief... so what if there's a life-size dummy of you hung in effigy in the corner? It doesn't mean Hoffman doesn't like you!"
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Maggie: NO! this is my bed, and I'm going to sleep in it.
Quentin: You do know this was my bed before you even came here, move over darling.
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Q: "I tell you, a three-way isn't that radical a step! We're two thirds of the way there, already!"
M: "But does it really have to be Hoffman?"
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M: "But does it really have to be Hoffman?"
Hoffman?! :o ... But then, if one thinks about it, the only other woman in the house is Angelexis - and including her would be SO wrong on SO MANY levels - so Hoffman gets included by default. [wink2] And besides, Hoffman loves nothing better than to screw with Maggie - in a threesome she can do it literally! [lghy]
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(And you know Hoffman would be finding fault with Maggie's 'performance' at every opportunity.... 'Oh dear, you want to do that, do you.... that's not what the mistress of Collinwood would have done.....')
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Quentin: "Come on, Maggie, stop playing hard to get! Quentin's gotta have it!!"
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Quentin plug your nose. People might even smell this one in the foyer.
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Quentin found that women responded well to waking up to view him leeringly watching them sleep. That or they were too scared to suggest otherwise, but why lose the tradition now?
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This is Maggie you're talking to - not Angelique. No anal sex for you buster......
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Quentin found that women responded well to waking up to view him leeringly watching them sleep. That or they were too scared to suggest otherwise, but why lose the tradition now?
[lghy] Particularly love the "but why lose the tradition now?" part. [thumbright]
This is Maggie you're talking to - not Angelique. No anal sex for you buster......
[naughty] And I always suspected Maggie was a limp noodle when it came to experimenting sexually. So sad. [sad3]
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Maggie: "I had the strangest dream about some guy named Bobby in the shower."
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Quentin: "For future reference, my dear, calling out 'Auntie Em' during the heat of passion is definitely a mood breaker."
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[pointing-up] Those two are too funny, Uncle Roger!! [laughing6] [thumbleft]
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Q: "You're thinking about Yaeger's nose, aren't you?!"
That is still just as funny as the first time I read it!! [nodassent] [laughing11]
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Thank you very much, MB!!!