« previous next »
Pages: 1   Go Down

Author Topic: Episode #0384  (Read 1108 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Mysterious Benefactor

  • Systems Manager /
  • Administrator
  • NEW SUPERNAL SCEPTER
  • *****
  • Posts: 16253
  • Karma: +205/-12202
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Episode #0384
« on: September 14, 2007, 04:10:34 AM »
 [shkdb]

Fill in the blank: "Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: '________'!!"
Logged

Offline MagnusTrask

  • * 100000 Poster!! *
  • DIVINE SUPERNAL SCEPTER
  • ***************
  • Posts: 29347
  • Karma: +4533/-74787
  • Gender: Male
  • u r summoned by the powers of everlasting light!
    • View Profile
    • The Embryo Room
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 07:08:06 AM »
"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'The Surgeon General has determined that being shot with a gun can be hazardous to your health.'!!"
Logged
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

Offline The Ghost of Sarah Collins

  • Senior Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 2565
  • Karma: +323/-412
  • Gender: Female
  • Do You Know My Brother Barnabas...
    • View Profile
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2007, 03:52:16 AM »
"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: '_ Made in Canada... don't cha know._'!!"
Logged
The Ghost of Sarah Collins (1784-1795)
Sister to Barnabas...@}{~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"That evil is wicked is well understood,
the wicked are punished so you must be good"
(Sarah to Barnabas)

Offline Lydia

  • The Tattooed Lady
  • FULL ASCENDANT
  • ********
  • Posts: 7945
  • Karma: +21178/-65913
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2007, 08:02:24 AM »
Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Caution: avoid using when under the influence of witchcraft'!!
Logged

Offline Mysterious Benefactor

  • Systems Manager /
  • Administrator
  • NEW SUPERNAL SCEPTER
  • *****
  • Posts: 16253
  • Karma: +205/-12202
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 04:49:35 PM »
 [laughing4]  [thumb]
Logged

Offline CallieWL

  • DSF God
  • *****
  • Posts: 3087
  • Karma: +133/-2701
    • View Profile
    • Willie Loomis Tribute Page
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 07:44:56 PM »
Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Made by Mattel'!

or

...'Made in China'!
Logged

Offline MagnusTrask

  • * 100000 Poster!! *
  • DIVINE SUPERNAL SCEPTER
  • ***************
  • Posts: 29347
  • Karma: +4533/-74787
  • Gender: Male
  • u r summoned by the powers of everlasting light!
    • View Profile
    • The Embryo Room
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 07:54:18 PM »
"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: 'Reccommended dosage for humans: 1 bullet.   For witches, required dosage may vary.   Try shooting twelve times, see if that works.'!!"
Logged
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

Offline Janet the Wicked

  • Senior Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 2082
  • Karma: +8468/-33696
  • Gender: Female
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty!
    • View Profile
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 07:56:58 PM »
"Barnabas was stunned to discover the fine print on his pistol read: "Must be at least 150 years of age to operate!!"
Logged
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

Offline patrickm

  • NEW ASCENDANT
  • ******
  • Posts: 4292
  • Karma: +2/-18466
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Central Florida Dark Shadows Fan Club
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2010, 06:23:08 PM »
'trigger not included'
Logged

Offline Mysterious Benefactor

  • Systems Manager /
  • Administrator
  • NEW SUPERNAL SCEPTER
  • *****
  • Posts: 16253
  • Karma: +205/-12202
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Episode #0384
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2010, 07:38:16 PM »
 [pointing-up]  THAT would be a problem.  [wink2]
Logged
Pages: 1   Go Up
« previous next »