That's a rather creative synopsis of the main narrative of the show. Also, I still don't think I've ever seen some of these bloopers people talk about. I remember a stagehand seen going behind a flat that had a window on it, on the OH set I think, in 1795 possibly, but not a glimpse of a modern car on the set during that period. I also don't think Bil Baird's puppet bore any resemblance to a sock. It looked like a cool bat puppet that might have gotten lost flying around Vampira's lair back in the Fifties and eventually found its way to Collinsport.
Thanks for the link, MB!
G.