"..Collinwood was out of booze, everyone was in state of panic, & in desperation, Quentin had knifed Carl & was trying to distill his blood into vodka!!!"
"..flying monkees had taken over the estate & after Edward had pleged his allegiance towards them, the rest of the family had been taken hostage & caged!!!"
"..in a unplanned spontaneous action, Dirk had chosen to offically 'come out' to his employers, unfortunately Trask was visiting at the time & had started chasing Dirk around the room with a cross which led to Barnabas irrationally screaming in pain until Quentin hit him in the head with a shovel!!!"