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Title: Episode #0657
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 12, 2014, 07:24:30 PM

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Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: dom on May 12, 2014, 08:35:04 PM

"Barnabas was more than miffed when a more than pleased Mrs. Johnson showed him how she was using Josette's music box as a musical sugar bowl!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 13, 2014, 01:16:57 AM

Mrs. J.: "Be my Bill Malloy!  Listen to the pretty music, and forget all about Barnabas Collins!!"
BC: "Stop stealing my act!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 26, 2014, 05:16:46 AM

SJ: "They're $5.98 at K Mart!  You can give 'em to every girl in town if you want!"
B: "That is truly a cunning plan, Mrs. Whoever."

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: Uncle Roger on December 27, 2014, 08:15:53 PM

Mrs. Johnson: "There you go, Mister Barnabas. I had the jeweler replace that annoying song with something by The Electric Prunes."

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: Patti Feinberg on November 19, 2017, 06:15:39 PM

Quote from: MagnusTrask on December 26, 2014, 05:16:46 AM

SJ: "They're $5.98 at K Mart!  You can give 'em to every girl in town if you want!"
B: "That is truly a cunning plan, Mrs. Whoever."

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Patti

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 20, 2017, 10:52:04 AM

Thanks, Patti!

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: McTrooper on November 17, 2021, 04:41:57 PM

Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 17, 2021, 09:57:23 PM

Quote from: McTrooper on November 17, 2021, 04:41:57 PM

Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.

An appealingly wacked out scenario, McT!

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: Uncle Roger on November 17, 2021, 10:01:02 PM

That really belongs in The Dark Shadows cookbook!!!

Title: Re: Episode #0657
Post by: McTrooper on November 18, 2021, 02:32:15 PM

Thank you: :)