"Even though he'd thought he'd seen everything and nothing could possibly shock him, Quentin found himself shocked beyond belief when he caught ________ ________ right out in the open on the floor of the foyer!!!"
"Judith, Edward & Carl" "pleasantly conversing & laughing while playing boardgames"
"Dirk" "doing something very obscene with the maid's vacuum cleaner"
"Barnabas" "smashing his cane against a fallen mirror while shouting "Show my reflection, you shiny bastard!","
"Barnabas, Angelique, Sandor & Magda" "involved in a competitive 'Couple vs Couple' round of Nude Twister"
