Some of that was funny. (The lines in the first trailer made me laugh a considerable amount) Some has me gravely worried, mostly what takes place in the longer trailer.
There are, however, conflicting stories on the dialogue between Depp and Green when she allegedly rips off her shirt. It could be two separate lines from the same scene. That has me worried, as does everything that follows that scene. Unfortunately, based on everything we know, it sounds completely true.
Let us hope that the actual film is more about the horror than the comedy, though, which we are being told it is... At this point, with so much comedy, I am unsure... And it has me even more anxious to see the final trailer.
And then, of course, this could just be an attempt to scare us all. If it is, it's a pretty convincing one...