Julia: The stand-by-your-man thing is cute, but not when he is acting dumber than a box of cheese.
I'd hafta go with Julia. Goodness. If it weren't for her, no one in the freaking town, much less just the estate, would be able to do anything, and there wouldn't BE this mess. And ..... DUH! Obvious allusion to cheese! Think Stokes!!! Or Roger! Or someone! Cripes!! ....... Barnabus?! *gags!*
Unless perhaps she found fangs attractive
Bleh!