Episode #1082

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: Barnabas - "Now your jealousy is really showing, Julia! You know nothing about...!!"

[Uncle Roger]

My incredibly accurate instinct for being attracted to just the right woman. Over and over and over again.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

       That's too, Too, TOO FUNNY - and that's because Julia actually knows a hell of a lot more about it than he does because he can't see the forest for the trees!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Which brings to mind one of my favorite lines from the series (from this storyline, actually). A very weary Julia, who has likely heard the story once too often, says to him: "Why am I always the one to talk sense to you?"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  YES! That's a truly classic line!!    Though, of course, Barnabas, in his usual pigheaded way, doesn't take it well.    )

[Uncle Roger]

And what Julia says is relatively mild and nowhere near what he deserves to hear.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Exactly!!)