Well, I'm certain it is a large library and will require many books; so here's a mere sample of books I should enjoy contributing:
Tonight Must Go Nothing Wrong and Other Stories by Anonymous
Is That Really a Head in a Box? by Flora Collins
My Search for the Elusive Peruvian Spitting Llama and Why One Shouldn't Do It by Burke Devlin
Don't Mention the War by Basil Fawlty
The Connoisseur's Guide to Brandy, Cognac, Sherry, and Other Intoxicating Potions, Including (but not limited to) Bloody Marys, Gin & Tonics, Long Island Iced Teas, Manhattans, Martinis, Mint Juleps, Mudsides, Rum & Cokes, Strawberry Daquiris, Whiskey Sours, White Russians, and Vodka Collinses by Bob Issel
Angelique's Indecent! by Para Larker
The Ubiquitous Stylus by William Malloy
In Which Pooh Goes Visiting and Stumbles Upon a Mobile Gravestone (Oh Bother) by A. A. Mayday
The Art of Flinging Cats by Alex Stevens
and finally...
How I Learned to Love Propecia (A True Story) by Dirk Bradford Delaware Tate-Clark
Mark